(024) Goddess’s worry
Translator: Tseirp
An empty space. This was the second time I’ve been here.
Also, it’s the second time I’m meeting the orc … no, Koshmar-sama.
“What a rude child.”
It’s also been a long time since my heart was read. Even though I properly corrected myself.
“It’s been a long time Koshmar-sama. I’ve been enjoying the second life Koshmar-sama gave me.”
“Hmph, then it’s alright. Good grief, to keep saying orc orc just by looking at my physique.”
The fat … plump Koshmar-sama seems to dislike the voice in my heart.
“To begin with, your world was initially configured such that plump women were more beautiful but I let my guard down for a 100 years and suddenly smart-looking women were appreciated instead. Other than those who were sensitive to my power, humans began liking lean individuals.”
… So the fat fetishism in the world was due to the influence of Koshmar-sama huh. Lately, I’ve heard of chubby girls becoming models so her power might be becoming stronger.
“Also, needless to say, I’m plump because I like to be so. I’m a Goddess so I can freely change my figure okay.”
“Is that so?”
“That’s right … wait, I did not go through the trouble of recalling only your consciousness here for such conversations. Do you know why I called you?”
Ah, I do have one guess.
Or rather, that’s the only thing I can think of.
“Is it because I have 2 blessings?”
I don’t remember deceiving them but it’s true that normally a person can only obtain 1 blessing but I received 2.
Looks like I have no choice but to obediently return the 1/20 required experience points. Or so I thought.
However.
” … No, that doesn’t matter anymore.”
Koshmar-sama’s reply was outside my expectations.
“Since that incident was clearly a mistake on our side.”
” … Then, what is this about?”
“It’s Jobless. The Jobless skill.”
“Ah, Jobless skill, it’s been a great help.”
” … It’s troubling that it’s been a great help to you.”
She gave a grand sigh and shook her head.
The meat on her chin swayed with a 『purupuru』 … she said that she’s plump because she likes it but I think that it would be easier to move if she was lean.
“The conversation about my physique is over already.”
Shit, my heart was read.
I stood at attention at Koshmar-sama’s scolding.
“In the first place, I don’t remember setting a skill for Jobless. A job with no benefit at all, that’s Jobless. Despite that, second job? third job? apart from that, job change that should not be possible without intervention from Goddesses? Seriously, isn’t that a skill that surpasses divine revelations?”
“Eh? So this was a bugged technique after all?”
“Of course. Good grief … Even though you, the criminal himself, can make an educated guess, how many hundreds of years do you think it takes to intervene with the system?”
Koshmar-sama switched to bitching mode and was grumbling under her breath.
Ah, looks like it’s not easy being a Goddess as well. Even though I thought she could do anything?
“In any case, you can’t tell anybody about your Jobless skill. If the Jobless skill gets out, the world’s power balance would definitely crumble … But even if I say it like that, this is a request, not an order. Since you also will have companions that you would want to confide this secret with.”
Koshmar-sama looked into my eyes and said. She most likely saw through my heart that there was no way I could keep quiet about it toward Haru forever.
” … I understand.”
I never intended to spread this information in the first place and it is foolish to make Goddess-sama an enemy.
“Well then, the reward I’ll gift to you for clearing the dungeon will be … it’s being prepared so please wait for it.”
“Being prepared?”
“Yeah, the skill is chosen at random. Roulette, lottery or darts, which would you prefer?”
“Ehh? The skills are chosen like that?”
“Yeah, it was decided by Torerul. It’s troublesome to think about it each and every time so it’s appropriate.”
That child Goddess, what does she think human lives are?
“Incidentally, roulette and lottery give average skills while darts have the greatest gamble. The consolation prize is a scourer after all.”
“Scourer!?”
Looking at the dart targets prepared, there was a large scourer in the middle while the surrounding had various skill names and item names.
I thought that it would stay stationary but looks like there was a spinning gimmick.
Also, for some reason, it was all written in Japanese. It was most likely replaced for my sake.
“So what do you want? Choose the one that you think is special.”
“Would Goddess-sama be the one throwing the darts?”
“That’s right. I’ve been getting better lately, I seem to hit something apart from the scourer 2 times out of 3.”
So it’s a scourer once every 3 times.
“I’ll go with what Goddess-sama recommends.”
“So indecisive. Then, I’ll perform it with the roulette. Change your job from Swordsman to Hunter.”
“Eh?”
“The Luck value for Hunter is higher right? The Luck stat affects things like this as well.”
Ah, is that so.
I changed from Swordsman to Hunter just as she said.
Then, Goddess-sama brought over a splendid roulette that looks like it could fit in an authentic Las Vegas casino.
The roulette was black and red, with 2 places that were green, instead of numbers, skill names were in the black and item names were in the red, with “Scourer” written in the green.
There’re scourers here as well? So it doesn’t change that you would get a scourer if you miss in this world and in Japan as well. (TL: It’s kind of like a participation prize for lucky draws.)
“I’ll spin it then.”
The spinning roulette and the tossed ball … the ball gradually dropped down.
So nerve-wracking. Apart from the scourer from losing, there were also items like potion and steel swords that was similar to losing.
At any rate, I want a skill.
… After a while, the ball was about to fall down, it would be green if this continues!
Or so I thought but it suddenly fell down and it entered the black in front.
“Yes!”
I inadvertently made a guts pose. And so, the skill name is … hmm?
【Title: Labyrinth conqueror obtained】
【Clear reward skill: 「Grasp of common language」 obtained】
Grasp of common language … ?
“Grasp of common language huh. It’s a skill that allows you to read and write in this world’s common language.”
Just as I was about to use skill description to check, Goddess-sama told me herself.
“Uwah, a useful skill that is way too convenient.”
“It’s originally a loss. With some effort, it can be achieved without the skill. Well, it would come in handy in this world that has poor literacy rate. Just with the ability to write words, the kind of work you can do would increase.”
“I’ll cherish it.”
“Well then, it’s about time you return. Not a single second would have passed in the original world. Also, the labyrinth in the town of Belasra in the south is managed by Torerul. Go there if it’s alright with you. If you wish to meet me once again, you can meet me after you clear the labyrinth in the Gomaki mountain further south. You don’t possess any connection with the other Goddesses so you would not be able to meet them.”
“Understood, thank you very much … Erm, I have a single question I wish to ask, do you know if my sister is doing alright?”
“Sister?”
Koshmar-sama hesitated for a moment.
“I understand, I’ll help you investigate before the next time we meet.”
“Thank you.”
After saying my thanks, my consciousness was once again sucked into the darkness.
Just as I thought, Shit, I forgot to correct my name.
※※※
Koshmar’s complexion paled after Ichinojo disappeared.
She recalled that when she first met him, he said that his sister would transfer schools if this continued.
His heart had the same thought as well but many people who were desperate to come back to life often mistake false settings as facts. The Goddess’s power is not a lie detector nor is it omnipotent.
That was why Koshmar thought that the words Ichinojo said were similar to that. The reason was …
” … That kid shouldn’t have a sister …”
It might just be her imagination, but it must be investigated immediately. She thought so and called to convene the other Goddesses.
TL: The author dropped a bomb there >.<!
Foguiho
THanks for the chapter, TL thats not even the beging of the bomb it’s just the president confirmation for the attack
Nameless
If I had to guess, his sister is the gambling loving goddess, after all, she did took money and invested it in stock market and made billions.
LyoN
X2
sorayo
woah, maybe the little sister that make the “jobless” class bugged?
just my hypothesis tbh
Seregosa
Or he’s a special existence but doesn’t know about it after a reincarnation and something and his sister is a goddess of some kind as well, or something similar to it? Hahahaha…
So many possibilities, but it’s clear that his sister is very special. We kinda knew that from the start though. I wonder when she’ll come over to this side.
xtremeloldude
Alright, this definitely means his ‘sister’ is coming for him eventually
thanks for the chapter
Waht
She had to arrive, one way or another. Otherwise, her entire appearance at the prologue would’ve been pointless.
I somewhat doubt she’s the 2nd child-like goddess, it seems a bit too simple. I’d like to think she’s some sort of a devil, rather than a Goddess.
And this was indeed quite a bomb…Quite the way to generate interest, author-san. You sneaky dog.
puppy0cam
i knew she would make an appearance eventually. the author put too much effort into her personality for a chapter long plot device.
Lucky
Maybe that SISTER is or a spirit or a binbougami because his low luck.
Thanks for the translation.
Nivot73
Is that the fact that it is not sister is bound of the job jobless’s capacity ? it is becomes interesting. Another god can be at work.
kirindas
EHHH?!?! Then who’s Airi?!
Thanks for the new chapter!
laharl
either the 2nd goddess or maybe other goddess
felipe
well it was mentioned on the previous chapter that there are 2 child goddesses, so “Airi” is probably either the other child goddess or some other deity/demon
Yoshi
Maybe they brought ichinouske thinking he is ichinojo or something like that
karina
eh 3rd goddess? or Torerul in disguise
GM_Rusaku
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laharl
hee so Airi is either 2nd Goddess or maybe leader of Goddess or maybe some kind geniuses that build dimension leap machine to go meet his brother with price memories of other(people will forger her)
TheOneAboveGod
Whoah, 0-100 real quick there.
Random Internet User (tm)
Thank you kindly for the chapter.
Mesmerised
Thanks for the chapter ! That’s a nice bomb !
WillTell
It was totally a goddess having fun with him, totally-not-a-loli-sister.
Triton533
LITTLE SISTER GOT SUMMONED TO ANOTHER WORLD!!!!
Past One/Hikari to Kage
Thanks
busnuss
A BOMB?!!??!? More like a nuke the size of the sun with 100% matter to energy conversion!!!!!!
Oninomad
I think I just found another cheat! She said he’d only meet her because she’s the only goddess he’s connected to but he’s got 2 blessings. I wonder if he can rerun that dungeon and meet loli goddess
Tseirp
Only if the loli goddess is the one managing the dungeon 🙂
Miri
OMFG OMFG OMFG
what a twist ,so lovely
Paps
I’m going to trow a wild guess here, but can it be that his suposed sister is the other childlish giddess??!!!!!!!!
aosora
it’s likely to be Torerul, his sister is…
how come she can win against stock and win a billions (?) is such a small age…
aosora
*young age >_<
AnimeLover
Wtf that’s scary. So she’s going to end up a lover too huh? To think she was a goddess
Mclaindog
While the bomb was huge …. I hope she isn’t a devil yandere who will attack my cute little haru….
Craig
Maybe the sister is a horse godess?
Roguro
Se va a armar un desmadre ahahah.
habib
Thanks for doing this chapter!
Lucifart
So, a Schiz patient who made billions thinking that it was his sister making the money?
Ano.
Everyone keeps saying sister this sister that, buuut. You seem to be forgetting THEY GOT HIS NAME WRONG. His sister is probably just his sister and they summoned the wrong person.
GonZ555
Meatbun Delivery~
Thank you for the chapter ( ●w●)
Little sister goddess wants an oniichan~
Darth
This is way late considering, but where did he get the sword from? Didn’t the one Margaret gave him break in half fighting the bandit.
Weasalopes
I’d have to go back to confirm, but I do remember his picking up a variety of weapons from the thieves, so it’s possible one of them was a sword.
Darkoneko
one of the grunts was a swordman, I recall.
Darkoneko
” … That kid shouldn’t have a sister …” uh ohhhhhhhhhhh that’s gonna be the 2nd kid-looking goddess ?
Coolman
What! Do MC sister isn’t his blood related? Or is something else going on here?